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He ʻīlio wale ʻo ia e kali nei i kāna ʻīlio. ʻO kāna mea hoihoi wale nō, ʻo ka moa a me nā pōpō a me ka scrotum. ʻO ka lawe ʻana i ka cum ma kona mau maka ʻo ia ka mea e makemake ai nā blonde a hauʻoli kēia i ka hana ʻana. ʻO ia mau kaikamahine e omo i nā moa a pau e hiki ai iā lākou ke komo me ko lākou mau lehelehe.
ʻO ka hoʻomaka maikaʻi o ka lewa ʻohana, nani loa nā kaikuahine a aia wale nō kahi ʻuhane Kalikimaka i ka lewa. Ua hoʻonohonoho pono ʻia ʻo Grandpa, eia ua wehe ʻia nā kaikamahine, a ke hoʻonohonoho nei ʻo ia i nā mea ma ka papaʻaina. Ua ʻelemakule paha ʻo Pāpā, akā he nui ka pauda i loko o kāna mau pauda. ʻAʻole hiki i kēlā me kēia kanaka ke hoʻokō i ʻelua, akā maʻalahi kēia kanaka a me ke kānalua ʻole. Ua māʻona nā mea a pau i ka hopena i waiho ʻia, me he mea lā ua holo maikaʻi.