Ua kau ka paipu ma luna o ka bix cool. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i komo i lalo o ka lua, ua lawe mua kona makuahine i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Akā, i mea e ʻeha ʻole ai kekahi, lawe ʻo ia i kāna kaikamahine. Ke haʻi mai nei kekahi mea iaʻu e hana maikaʻi nā paipu i kēia manawa. Inā lākou, ʻoiaʻiʻo, nānā mau ʻia no nā kumu pale. ʻAe, inā hoʻomaka koke ia e kulu, a laila e ʻoluʻolu e kāhea iā ia - hiki iā ia ke mālama.
ʻAe, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i like me ka Moramona, ua maikaʻi loa ʻo ia a nani hoʻi. Akā, nani maoli nā kaikamahine hooker. No kekahi kumu, makemake nui au i ka mea ʻeleʻele, ʻoiai ʻo ia he mea maʻalahi, a ʻoi aku ke kaumaha, e kūʻē i ka hiʻohiʻona o ka blonde. Akā ʻoi aku ʻo ia i ka home. Hiki iā lākou ke launa pū me kēlā Moramona. ʻAe, a maikaʻi loa ʻo ia i ka hopena. ʻO ka Molemona ʻē aʻe, e noho ana ma luna o ka noho e hoʻokano ana i ka manawa holoʻokoʻa, ma kahi o ke komo ʻana, he ʻakaʻaka.
Pono wau e ʻōlelo he ʻike nui ka wahine - ua kūkulu ʻia kona alo i ka palena! ʻAʻole naʻe ʻo ia he ʻuʻuku liʻiliʻi - maopopo ʻo ia i ka hana ʻoihana! Ke hāʻule ka moa i loko o ka waha akamai, makemake ʻoe i ka lede e omo iā ia a hiki i ka piko a moni i ka cum. A laila, i kou leʻaleʻa i waho o ka unahi, ua hoʻomau ʻo ia i ka omo mālie a paʻa i kāna moa! A laila, ma hope o ka hoʻomaha liʻiliʻi, maikaʻi ke hoʻokomo i ka lede i loko o ka ʻāʻī a hoʻokama mālie iā ia no ka manawa lōʻihi!