ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua! ʻAe, ua pulu nā lehelehe o kēia kumu hoʻohālike keʻokeʻo no ka manawa lōʻihi - ua kiʻekiʻe ʻo ia i ka manaʻo e lawe i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Ua ʻohi maoli ʻo ia iā ia i ka wā pana! Ua manaʻo ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo? ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hana! Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi mai iā ia ʻo ke kālā a me nā dicks kona nāwaliwali nui loa. Akā, pono ʻoe e laka i nā puka ke kuʻi ʻoe i ka moa. Whoo-ha-ha!!!
ʻO ka mea kūʻai aku a me ke kaikamahine he nui nā mea like - mai Kanada lāua a mai ke kūlanakauhale hoʻokahi. E like me ka mea i ʻike ʻia, loaʻa iā lākou kekahi mau kamaʻāina! A laila ua neʻe lākou i nā hoʻomanaʻo o nā pāʻina wahine i ko lākou mau lā kula. Pehea e hele ai kahi hālāwai koʻikoʻi me ka moekolohe ʻole? Ua hoʻohuli ʻia ke kaikamahine a ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo e kamaʻilio me kāna moa kokoke. Laki no ke kanaka. ))
ʻO ka nui a me ka nui o ka hoki, ʻaʻole ia he mea kupanaha no ka maʻalahi o ka lede a leʻaleʻa e hoʻopaʻa i ka anus. A ʻo ka mua me he mea lā ua ʻākea loa, ʻoiai ke kau nei nā lehelehe waho e like me nā pepeiao o ka spaniel!