ʻO ia kaʻu makemake e pili ana i kēia hōkū, he uʻi ʻo ia, me nā umauma maikaʻi a me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ua kāhiko maikaʻi ʻo ia a mahalo i nā mea kūʻai aku ʻaʻole wale no ke kālā. Inā male ʻoe i ka moa e like me ia, e lilo ʻoe i dumpling i loko o ka ʻaila ʻawaʻawa! Hanai mau a lawelawe. ʻO ka moa e like me ia e mālama iā ia iho, e noho i ka meaʻai, ʻaʻohe kālā i mālama ʻia no kāna mālama. Omo i ka protein ma ka hana a ua māʻona! A aloha ʻo ia i kāna kāne no nā mea a pau!
I ka wā i kukuli ai ka blonde e ʻoluʻolu i ka bartender - he mea hoʻowalewale loa! He ʻili ʻeleʻele, ʻeleʻele kona ʻano nani me kona kala lauoho. Nui ka poʻe makemake e noho i loko o nā kāmaʻa o kēia kāne a moe pū me kahi pēpē e like me ia!