A ʻike loa ka lede, ʻike wau. Ua ʻoluʻolu ʻo ia, ua hoʻomohala ʻia kona anus a ua maʻa ʻo ia i ka omo ʻana. He wahine ʻōpio mua a e like me kā lākou e ʻōlelo nei me ka ʻole o ka paʻakikī. Manaʻo wau no ke aha ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hoʻokama i kona makuakāne, hiki iā ia ke hāʻawi iā ia i ke kālā hou aku no ka moekolohe. A i ʻole ʻaʻohe ona ikaika i koe ma hope o ka makuahine hoʻokahi? ʻO kēlā me kēia ʻano, hoihoi.
He aha ka nani a me ka hoʻokuʻu ʻia o kēia mau kaikuahine. Pōmaikaʻi ka loaʻa ʻana o ʻelua mau blonde i mākaukau e hoʻomaha maikaʻi i ke ʻano moe kolohe. ʻAʻohe pilikia i lawe ʻo ia a ʻai i loko o ka ʻiʻo o kona kaikuahine, a laila kahe ka sperm ma luna o ka hoki o kekahi. Auē nā ʻōpio!
ʻAe, e hiamoe ana ma luna o ka mokulele - he nani! A me ka malihini he pahū. Eia kekahi, ua kūpono nā kūlana a pau iā ia. A ʻo ia ka mea lawe pilikia a makemake ʻo ia i kēlā ʻano mea. He koʻikoʻi nō hoʻi ka ʻiʻo o ka hoa huakaʻi, a ua hele ʻo ia ma luna o kona ʻāʻī. Ke kaulaʻi nei ʻo ia iā ia e like me ka shish kebab ma ka skewer - manaʻo wau inā e piʻi mai ke kolu o ke kanaka i kēia manawa, ua hāʻawi ʻo ia i ka ʻōniʻoniʻo maikaʻi. Ua holomua ka lele!