He wahine kēia! ʻO ka hoki nani, nā ʻū nui a me nā wāwae nani! ʻOmo maikaʻi a makemake maoli i ka moekolohe! He aha hou kāu e pono ai e leʻaleʻa i ka moekolohe? ʻOiaʻiʻo he dick nui kūpono, loaʻa nā mea ʻē aʻe a pau! He ʻinoʻino ke kanaka, inā ʻaʻole no ka nui o ka nui o ke aliʻi wahine i nānā ʻole iā ia! E like me ka mea mau, ʻo ka nui o ke kino o ke kāne ka mea nui!
No laila, kau ʻo ia iā ia ma luna o kāna koʻokoʻo a ʻaʻohe mea ʻino. Loaʻa nā ʻano hana mana a pau i ka Pōʻakahi o ka Makahiki Hou a makemake ʻo ia i kēia manawa - ʻoluʻolu ke kīpē piha! Ua palu ʻo ia i kāna dick ma hope - he hōʻailona o ka mahalo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hāʻawi wale ka makua kāne i kāna kaikamahine i nā waffles hou loa!