ʻAe, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i like me ka Moramona, ua maikaʻi loa ʻo ia a nani hoʻi. Akā, nani maoli nā kaikamahine hooker. No kekahi kumu, makemake nui au i ka mea ʻeleʻele, ʻoiai ʻo ia he mea maʻalahi, a ʻoi aku ke kaumaha, e kūʻē i ka hiʻohiʻona o ka blonde. Akā ʻoi aku ʻo ia i ka home. Hiki iā lākou ke launa pū me kēlā Moramona. ʻAe, a maikaʻi loa ʻo ia i ka hopena. ʻO ka Molemona ʻē aʻe, e noho ana ma luna o ka noho e hoʻokano ana i ka manawa holoʻokoʻa, ma kahi o ke komo ʻana, he ʻakaʻaka.
He hoʻolauna maikaʻi i nā mākua o ka ipo. ʻOiai ʻaʻole ʻo ka makuahine hānai kona makuahine ponoʻī. Eia nō naʻe, ua hoʻoholo ʻo ia e hana i kāna ʻāpana i ka hānai ʻana i kāna keikikāne. ʻO ke ʻano āna i koho ai, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole i kaulana loa - loaʻa iaʻu ka hoʻonaʻauao wahine. Akā, manaʻo wau he hoʻoholo wiwo ʻole. ʻAʻole ʻo ia ʻo kona makuahine ponoʻī, ʻaʻole hiki ke manaʻo ʻia he moe kolohe; ma kekahi ʻaoʻao, no ke kāne a kēia lede, ʻaʻole hiki ke kapa ʻia he kipi. No ka mea, o kana keiki ponoi. Lanakila nā kānaka a pau!
Hāʻawi mau kahi ʻekolu i nā manaʻo hou, hoʻonāukiuki i ke koko. Nani maoli ka hoki a ke kaikamahine ʻAsia. Makemake wau e hana iā ia iho. ʻAʻole naʻe nā kaikamahine ʻulaʻula a pau e lawe i ka puʻu: makaʻu lākou, ʻeke. Akā maikaʻi kēia. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo maikaʻi iā ia. ʻAe, no ke aha he mea ʻole ia i ke ola maoli?! Ma ka liʻiliʻi maʻaneʻi hiki iāʻoe ke hoʻomaha i ka piha a nānā i nā kaikamāhineʻaʻole wale i nā jeans a me nāʻaʻahu, akā he'ōlohelohe.