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ʻAʻole manaʻo ka nui o nā kaikamahine i ka loaʻa ʻana o kēlā ʻano mālama lapaʻau! ʻAʻole naʻe lākou e hālāwai me kēia mau kauka, a hilahila loa lākou i ka noi ʻana e hoʻohui ʻia i kā lākou mau moʻolelo olakino. E nānā i ka ʻoluʻolu e mālama ʻia ai ʻo ia i ka minuke 9 o ka wikiō, makemake wau ua hele wau i ke kula olakino.
ʻO ka mea e pono ai i ke kaikamahine ʻo ke alelo hoʻomaha ʻole o kāna kāne. ʻO kēia ka hihia. ʻAʻohe mana o ke kāne i ke ʻano o kāna alelo, hoʻopaʻa pono ʻo ia i ka hoki o kāna hoaaloha, a hauʻoli ʻo ia i ke ʻano o kona liʻiliʻi ʻana i kāna mau leʻaleʻa. Ma hope o ka moe kolohe ʻana, ʻono ʻo ia i kāna cum. Nani wahine mai kahi kaikamahine puʻupaʻa.
Ha, ha - lawe ʻo ia i kahi kāne ma kahakai me ka hoʻohiki ʻana e hōʻike iā ia e hohola ana ma ka home. ʻAʻohe mea e poina! A ʻo ia nō hoʻi, i kona ʻike ʻana i ka nui o kāna pahu pani, ʻaʻole ia i noʻonoʻo i kekahi mea ʻē aʻe - no ka hauʻoli loa iā ia e wehe i ka pō! ʻIke wau ua ana mua ʻo ia me kona maka. I kēia manawa, e kaena ʻo ia i kāna mau hoaaloha ua hoʻopaʻa ʻo ia i ka lio 23 cm!
Ke makemake nei kēlā me kēia kaikamahine ma ka puʻuwai e lilo i hōkū. A makemake ʻo ia e omo iā ia, palu ʻia, hoʻopaʻa. A laila e hoʻokalakupua e pili ana iā ʻoe ke kiʻi ʻana iā ia. No ke aha ʻo ia e hana ai pēlā? ʻAe, no laila ua hōʻoia hou ʻoe iā ia ʻaʻole ia e hele i nā wahi āpau, no nā waihona pilikino wale nō, etc., etc. Pehea lākou naive. ʻAe, makemake kekahi kāne a me kāna kāne e kau i kēia mau wikiō ma ka Pūnaewele, no ka mea, ua manaʻo ʻia nā mea nani a pau. No laila, ʻo kēia kaulana o kāna moa - hoʻohuli wale iā ia, e hoʻonui i kāna dick!
kahi e noho ai