ʻAʻole ʻino ka moa, akā makemake nui au i ka makuahine! Makemake au i nā moa ʻona e like me ia. A i kona wā i moe ai me ka pāhaʻi ʻana o kona ʻūhā, ʻaʻole au e hoʻomaha a hiki i koʻu hoʻokomo ʻana iā ia i mua! Hiki iā lākou ke hana i kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni me nā mea pāʻani lesbian, no ka mea, aia nō ʻelua mau wahine ʻōlohelohe i makemake nui i ka moekolohe i loko o ke kiʻi. A ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka lawelawe ʻana o ke kāne, ʻoiai he mea hoihoi!
ʻAʻole ia he mea kāhāhā, ʻo kāna hoaaloha i kēia ʻoihana ua loaʻa ka ʻike ma luna o ka hale. Me ka hoʻopaʻa pālua ʻana ua hoʻokō ʻo ia me ka maʻalahi, me he mea lā no kāna mau kāne ʻelua i ka manawa like. He omo maikai ia, omo maikai a aole he keakea ka cum ia ia, makemake au i ke ano i hoohihia ole ia e keia mea liilii. Makemake au iā lākou ʻaʻole e hoʻohilahila ʻia e kēia mau mea liʻiliʻi, a i ʻole ʻoe ʻaʻohe manawa e cum a hoʻoweliweli koke, a ʻaʻole mālama kēia.
I ka manawa pinepine hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i nā wikiō o nā kaikamahine ʻeleʻele e hoʻopaʻa nei i nā kaikamahine keʻokeʻo, ma ke kumu ʻaʻole ia he mea kupanaha, no ka mea, makemake nā pranksters keʻokeʻo e holo ma luna o nā dicks ʻeleʻele, heheʻe wale lākou mai kēia hoʻokolokolo ʻana ma kona alo.